last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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