she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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