Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Drake has all the answers
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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