A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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