check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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