i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
No subtext here. People are naked.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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