Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
