well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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