so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
