i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
we're so committed to being not committed
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