hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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