Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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