do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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