I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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