so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We need a shit load of segways right now
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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