If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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