Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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