If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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