So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
