people are starting to question the shark bite story
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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