So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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