youre lurking in front of me
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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