Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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