Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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