So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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