omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Two words: nipple clamps
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