i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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