he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
