how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
