tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Come on in and take your pants off
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