Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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