It's Friday. Sex?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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