Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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