i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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