so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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