vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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