it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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