Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
