I don't think brook has ever known best
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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