sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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