no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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