But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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