So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
If I had your ass I would rule the world
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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