Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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