I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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