Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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