His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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