His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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