i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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