My nipple is on Facebook.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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