this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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