Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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