Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I checked into jail on foursquare
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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