Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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