if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I should be sponsored by Trojan
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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