I can tuck mytits in my pants
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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