fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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